This reminds me. I went to a party when I was about 14 and got really drunk for the first time ever.
Stumbling along the party, I made loads of equally-drunk friends. Spent the night dancing and telling girls how pretty they were.
Before leaving, I saw the girl I’d spent half the night dancing with holding up some girl. I knew this other girl from somewhere. Drunk-me recognised the face. My brain scrambled to figure out who she was. Then suddenly, the words came tumbling out of my mouth before a filter could be added:
“OH HI I KNOW YOU, YOU’RE *whatever her name was, I cant remember it now*! I’VE SEEN YOU ON MYSPACE. YOU’RE REALLY PRETTY.”
She was like “Oh… thanks…”. God, I must’ve looked like her lesbian stalker.
(via applemunchkin)